AMATEURS AT MARKETING LINK

We’re not into easy games—so on November 26, 2025, we decided to test ourselves in a challenging—and sometimes brutal—game called “Amateurs.” We were inspired by stories from Roma Illyushko and a YouTube show “Lions on Motorcycles.”

The rules are simple: guess a number as close as possible to a hidden fact—whether it’s a year, measurement, or even a house number. The loser gets punished.

What happened during the game

• Anya crafted a paper crown—honestly, not the worst punishment—named 5 capitals under time pressure, spoke English, kept her pinky in her nose, and threatened everyone—basically hit the full bingo.
• Roma Chaika spoke with an Indian accent and responded to every question with a 2-second delay.
• Yulian started every sentence with “Your Eminence” and spoke with an accent.
• Roma Illyushko constantly sneezed, applauded everyone, and gave compliments. In the end, he got a brutal punishment—drawing a black eye—and nailed it.
• Vlad responded to everything with “This is gonna be cringe.”
• Natasha sat with her legs up on the chair, trying to stay classy, and shared a secret that left us speechless.
• Anya Ovchynnikova spoke like a pirate—and even swore a bit.
• Yulia sang “Gold of the Carpathians.”
• Vanya mimicked every player and sang his favorite song—yep, same one.
• Mykola had to touch his nose with his tongue.
• Myroslav had to “sacrifice a tooth”—well, just paint it black.

Questions

All questions were interesting, but some were seriously confusing. For example: how many apps are on Mykola Lukashuk’s phone. Everyone guessed 30+, but it turned out to be 300+. Yeah—way harder than measuring the speed of light or distance to Madagascar.

Winners

Three brave people won this brutal competition. The prize—three 2026 calendars. We didn’t even finish the game, so round two is coming in 2026.

• Natasha
• Anya Ponomaryova
• Roma Chaika

Punishments that shocked us

We went all in and came up with 5 punishments each. Once we saw the full list — it got scary. Here are some highlights:

1. Speak only words starting with “M”
2. Show the weirdest item on your desk and explain it
3. Speak with an accent
4. Sit with your mouth open
5. Dramatically confess love to an object
6. Sit sideways like a mafia cartoon character
7. Speak only English
8. Sing your favorite song
9. Start every sentence with a proverb
10. Applaud after everyone speaks
11. Name 5 capitals in 10 seconds
12. Treat an object like a pet
13. Do an improv commercial
14. Interrupt everyone with “This is gonna be cringe”
15. Do 30 burpees yelling “I love Marketing Link!”
16. Sell curlers as an old pirate
17. Wear fake mustaches
18. Respond “Sounds like a plan!”
19. Speak in rap
20. Keep sneezing
21. Wear clothespins in your hair
22. Say a word backward
23. Sit with your feet on the table
24. Hold a pen under your nose like a mustache
25. Eat a lemon slice without water
26. Stand the whole round
27. Recite a poem
28. Wear a paper crown and demand “Your Highness”
29. Respond with a delay
30. Keep your pinky in your nose
31. Tell a secret
32. Start sentences with “I, [Name], Your Eminence…”
33. Fight imaginary mosquitoes
34. Threaten items like a bank manager
35. Speak like a preacher
36. Stare into the camera up close
37. Use a sock puppet
38. Sit with a fake blue tooth
39. Sit upside down
40. Dance for 30 seconds
41. Use a new name
42. Compliment everyone
43. Do a SWOT analysis
44. Show an item by letter
45. Act like you accidentally appeared on camera
46. Start with “That’s nothing yet”
47. Talk into a slipper or sock
48. Sing “Gold of the Carpathians”
49. Mimic everyone
50. Sit with a fake black eye

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